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How To Have Quiet Ninja Sex

Sometimes you want to keep your sexploits quiet and the way to do that is with ninja sex.

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Generally speaking, we always want to be having loud sex. And why is that? Because sex feels great and we get loud about it! When you're getting banged and it feels so, so good it's hard to keep quiet about it. So why would anyone be interested in having quiet ninja sex? That is, the sort of sex where you make as little noise as possible—ideally no noise at all! Why would you want to have sex without making a sound? Well, there are actually a few reasons as to why people would want to have super quiet ninja sex. Here they are:

A Few Reasons Why People Have Quiet Ninja Sex

1. Roommates

This is one of the most popular reason for wanting to have quiet ninja sex. Not everyone has the luxury of living alone. Now, while a lot of roommates are pretty understanding and don't mind hearing the sounds of lovemaking (it's totally normal, after all), sometimes you aren't blessed to have a roommate you are friends with—or a roommate that you even get along with. And if moving out or finding a cool roommate isn't an option, at least you can limit your noise with some quiet ninja sex.

2. Children

Children are sort of like roommates but they belong to you so you can't switch them out for a new one. And while roommates tend to be fairly savvy as to what's happening behind the closed doors of consenting adults, children tend to just barge on in anywhere. They have zero respect for privacy so get used to that! And no matter what age your child is, you don't want to interrupt their sleep with your banging in the middle of the night. So quiet ninja sex is of the upmost importance.

3. You're in Public

Now, first we must say that public sex is an offence and if you get caught you can be slapped with a misdemeanor. So if you get caught using these tips, don't blame us! That being said, sometimes a little public sex can be exhilarating, especially the fear of being caught. Choose your location wisely and you can have a lot of fun utilizing ninja sex moves to not get caught.

4. For fun

Lastly, you might not have an actual reason for needing to be quiet. That's cool! There are a lot of people out there who simply like having quiet ninja sex to switch things up a bit or because they find it extra pleasurable. Adding a bit of quiet ninja sex to your routine can actually be a lot of fun. You can turn it into a game and see who can be the quietest. Once you give it a try you'll realize how quiet ninja sex can be, we promise!

So now that we've established a few of the reasons that people engage in quiet ninja sex, let's go over some of the ways you can bring this method into your sex life. There are actually quite a few ways to get it on without making a peep. We've listed them below:

Techniques For Quiet Ninja Sex

1. Engage in some foreplay.

Foreplay can be the perfect way to add some quiet ninja sexy times to your bedroom routine. Foreplay is a lot quieter than sex as there can be a lot less moving and thrusting. In fact, it's quiet easy to almost not move at all when engaging in foreplay. Until something feels really, really good, of course. But shh, remember to keep quiet!

2. Make it a game.

We mentioned above that sometimes people like to have quiet ninja sex completely for fun. If you've ever tried it before you really should! You can make bets with your partner like who can be the most quiet and offer up sexy rewards for the winner...and sexy punishments for the loser. You can also add a little bit of BDSM into your routine and dole out commands like, "if you make any noise I will stop touching you." Before you bust out the rules, though, check in with your partner that they're cool with playing like that.

3. Go very, very slow.

One of the other reasons sex can get loud is because you're moving fast. All of that thrusting and pounding can seriously make a lot of noise. Try taking it down a notch (or many notches) so that you are going super, duper slow. Not only will it make very little noise but also it'll feel really great. Going slow is such a tease and can increase pleasure a lot.

4. Make sure your bed is quiet.

If you're engaging in quiet ninja sex at home, check out your bed first. Does it squeak? When you are thrusting does it shift and hit the wall? Try to eliminate any noises that it might make. This could mean moving it to a different position or using soft items to pad it so any sounds it makes is muffled. And if your mattress is super noisy it might be time for a new one! We recommend a memory foam mattress, as those are very, very good at absorbing sound.

5. Don't use the bed at all.

If no matter how hard you try your bed is still making noise and you can't afford to replace it, don't use it! There are plenty of other spots in your bedroom where you can engage in some quiet ninja sex. The floor can often be the best option. Well, as long as you don't have squeaky floorboards, of course! But if you lay out a towel or some soft pillows in the middle of your room you've got a lot of space to quiet ninja sex and don't have to worry about hitting anything.

6. Soundproof the room.

If you're still a bit worried about making noise, take some extra steps to soundproof your room. We don't mean going all out and putting up sound proof panels. (Although that could be a great idea!) Instead, we mean doing it the cheap and fast way. You can shove a towel under the door so extra noise doesn't get out. Also, make sure any windows are closed! That may seem obvious but sometimes you can forget. And it will be the last thing on your mind once you get going, of course!

7. Cover your mouths.

If you are having trouble not making any noise during sex, it's totally understandable. It's hard to keep quiet when it feels that good. Instead of worrying you'll start moaning too loud, why not cover your mouth with something? You can use take or a bit of fabric as a gag. Not only is this practice and will help you not make any noise, it's also super sexy. For those who are really into quiet ninja sex, you can even get a paper ball gag from the sex shop for that extra kink level.

8. Use pillows.

If you aren't interested in completely covering the mouth or don't have anything handy, a pillow is the next best thing! You can bury your face into a pillow if you are afraid of making sounds or even cover your face with it if you are lying on your back. Pillows: not just for back support.

9. Try the shower.

Now, we don't necessarily mean having sex in the shower. Not that shower sex isn't fun, because it is! But the sound of running water during a shower is quite loud and can mask out the sounds of sex. This is especially great if you've got those pesky roommates or kids. You can go into the bathroom under the guise of having a shower and instead get off on the floor or agains the wall or on the toilet (with the lid DOWN, obviously). Just be careful how much hot water you're using because you don't want it to run out!

10. Make other noises.

Sometimes the best way to combat one kind of noise is add another noise to it. The shower noise above can be super helpful but sometimes it isn't always convenient. Maybe you've only got one bathroom that you can't monopolize or you aren't interested in wasting water. If that's the case, there are plenty of other ways that you can make other sounds. Try turning on the radio or TV to block out any sex sounds. You could also invest in a white noise machine, which works really well to drown out other sounds. Yes, even sex sounds!

Now that we've gone over some of the different ways that you can have quiet ninja sex, we hope you are better equipped to have the quietest sex of your life. Along with the above techniques, there are also some specific sex positions that are generally more quiet than others that can be very helpful for when you want to have quiet ninja sex. Check them out below:

The Best Sex Positions For Quiet Ninja Sex

1. Seated Position

Also called the lotus, this position is where one of the partners is sitting, usually cross legged or with legs open, and the other partner is sitting on their lap facing them. Generally it works best where the woman is sitting on top of the man. This position doesn't require a lot of movement and because of the angle and way you are facing, it can also help hit her g-spot which will feel extra good with minimal movements. However, if you're hitting her g-spot you might have to take some extra precautions that she's not making too much verbal noise.

2. Reverse Missionary

This is like traditional missionary except the woman is on top and the guy is on bottom. With the woman on top, the thrusting is generally more quiet and slow. There's also a lot less movement, so if you've got a squeaky bed this can be perfect. And because it's generally easier for a woman to sit completely and put her whole weight on top of her partner, the man can get inside her really, really deep.

3. Doggy Style

Done the right way, doggy style can actually be fairly quiet. You have to make sure that the partner on the bottom is firmly planted on either the bed or the floor. If they are properly braced then there shouldn't be too much moving from the thrusting. If you are engaging in doggy style on the floor, remember to put something soft down on the ground to protect those knees and hands. Another way to try doggy style is to have the person on bottom brace themselves against a large piece of furniture or wall.

4. 69

Now the 69 position is going back to what we mentioned earlier: that foreplay can be very quiet. You have maybe not thought of it before but oral sex can actually be incredible quiet, especially from the 69 position. Generally there is not a lot of extra moving or thrusting so you can get a lot of pleasure from making very little sound.

5. Edge of the bed

This position only works, of course, if you have a quiet bed. But if you do have a quiet bed then definitely give it a try! This is very similar to the seated or lotus position mentioned above but the partner on bottom is seated on the edge of the bed with their feet on the floor. This allows for extra bracing so there isn't as much movement from the thrusts.

Now you know the reasons why people engage in ninja sex, some techniques for trying out ninja sex yourself, and the best positions for incredible ninja sex. With all of this information you should be well prepared to try ninja sex yourself. If you've never tried it before, we can't recommend it enough. Even if you don't have a reason to, give it a go. It's so much fun to try to make as little noise as possible. We can almost guarantee that you will end up loving in. You might even become a ninja master!

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