How Many Times You Need To Have Sex To Burn Off A Thanksgiving Dinner?

Sex Is The Ultimate Form Of Exercise, Especially After A Big Holiday Meal.

Let's face it: no matter how hard we try, we always end up eating a lot of food during holiday meals. Who can blame us, right? It's no secret that Thanksgiving dinner is one of the most delicious holiday dinners there is: The turkey! The stuffing! The pie! It's also no secret that after gorging on that super delicious meal, plus seconds (and maybe thirds too, let's be honest), you will also be thinking about those calories and subsequent extra pounds. Since Thanksgiving dinner should be all about enjoyment instead of guilt, plan in advance for how you can burn off those extra calories.

The most obvious way to get rid of those packed on Thanksgiving calories is through exercise. Except regular exercise can be kind of a drag. Sure, you could jump on the elliptical for a couple of hours or do some laps at the pool or go for a job. But there's a way more fun option you might not have considered yet: sex! Yes, you read right: sex!

Kiss, Lick, And Thrust Your Way To Burning Off Those Thanksgiving Dinner Calories!

Before you embark on your Thanksgiving Dinner calorie burning sex adventure, it is good to ask yourself what you need to know.T here are only a few things that you need to consider! We will first list them out below: 1. What did you eat for Thanksgiving dinner? 2. How many calories does that equal? 3. How many calories, on average, do you burn during sex? 4. Does the kind of sex you have make a difference in how many calories you burn?

And now we will go into each question in more detail as we work to figure out how many times you need to have sex to burn off Thanksgiving dinner calories:

1. What did you eat for Thanksgiving dinner?

Before you can burn off your calories with sex, you need to know how many calories you consumed. And in order to know how many calories you consumed, you need to know what you ate! Sometimes it can be difficult to remember what you ate, so we recommend writing down what was in your thanksgiving meal before you consume it. Maybe just don't tell anyone your reason for writing it down—especially your grandmother! While there is no shame in sex as exercise, it might not be the best topic of conversation to go around the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Often families make the same meal year after year for Thanksgiving so you can easily save your list and re-use it year after year. How convenient is that, right! It is also important to note every single thing you eat so you can get an accurate count of your calories. For example, if you eat corn on its own versus corn with butter on it. You can't forget that even a smear of butter can add a bunch of extra calories!

2. How many calories does that equal?

Every single item of food has a calorie count. We won't go into too much of the science behind it because that's boring! And we still have all of the fun sex-talk to get to. Instead, you can trust as that all food has calories and when you eat these food items you increase your own caloric intake. This isn't bad, of course! Humans need calories to have energy to function, after all. But often we consume more calories than we need and require exercise to burn them off. If we do not burn off these calories, they can cause us to gain weight. And like we mentioned above, you can burn off calories the normal, boring way with traditional exercise or the more fun way with sex! No matter what, we'll always vote for the more fun way.

To give you an idea of how many calories are contained in the average Thanksgiving dinner, we have put together a list of common items found on many Thanksgiving tables. We have included the calorie count with all of these items. Some of them might have expected calorie amounts and others might be a surprise! We were definitely surprised by a few of the numbers.

So Just How Many Times Do You Have To Have Sex To Burn Off Thanksgiving Dinner?

Now that we've come up with an average of the calories eaten at Thanksgiving dinner (3000) and the average calories burned during sex (100 for men, 69 for women), we can do some simple math to come up with the amount of times you would need to have sex to burn off all of those calories. For the average man, it would be 30 times and for the average woman it would be 43 times to have sex in order to burn off a Thanksgiving dinner.

We know what you're thinking: that's a lot of sex! In fact, that might be too much sex for one day. (Or maybe not…we don't know just how active you are in bed!) It's totally okay to spread out your sexual exercise over multiple days. Those calories aren't going anywhere!

Here are some other things to keep in mind:

1. Keep an eye on how much you eat.

If you are concerned about your calorie intake, consider having a smaller meal. Of course this means less sex to burn off less calories! Another super easy way to cut back on calories is to skip dessert and/or any alcoholic beverages.

2. Try out more vigorous positions.

The average calories burned during sex that we listed account for the most typical, simple sex positions. More taxing positions, like doggie style or positions where you are both standing can burn a lot more calories. Also don't forget about foreplay! This is a great way to get the heart pumping and add a lot of movement to your sex adventures.

3. Don't get hung up on the numbers.

Remember that calories are good! It's not completely necessary to burn off every single calorie you eat during your delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Thanksgiving dinners are meant to be enjoyed, as is sex. Sex isn't just about burning calories. It's about feeling good, having fun, and getting off.

4. Experiment!

Who said that you had to do all of your sexual activities AFTER you finish Thanksgiving dinner? Why not try combining sex with Thanksgiving desert. Try eating pie and whipped cream off of your lover. It will feel amazing and taste amazing! We love combining food with sexual pleasure. Now will it necessarily help your calorie count? Not really, but who cares!

So there you have it: a definitive guide to how many times you would have to have sex to burn off Thanksgiving dinner. In the end, while we did come up with a fairly accurate number, it's important not to get too distracted by numbers and calorie burning. The most important thing about Thanksgiving dinner is eating amazing food with your loved ones. And, of course, enjoying some sexy times with your lover after dinner is over! (And maybe before dinner too. Whenever you can take a moment to get away, really.)

There is nothing better than enjoying sex after eating a delicious home cooked meal, as well. Depending on how much you eat, you may have to take a nap first, though! Turkey-induced naps are definitely a thing but this is another opportunity to cozy up with your lover in preparation of burning calories.

Using sex to burn off Thanksgiving dinner calories is a great idea but do not forget these important notes: watch what you eat, try out more vigorous sex positions, don't get too hung up on the numbers, and experiment!