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Date of Birth: 32
Sexual Status: straight single man
Images: 1 Public
Latest Status: The Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day Telethon of Sex
City: Chicago, Illinois
Bio: I'll soon be 24, and upon entering that age I'll be continuing my ongoing adventures in...well, not having sex. Some might say going without any for a week is horrid. A month? Unthinkable! A year is simply borderline-creepy. Try two years. Yeah, exactly. Consider letting me drain my balls into/onto your crotch your good deed of the year. That means no more holding doors open for odd-smelling seniors or buying cookies/wallpaper/magazines from your coworkers' annoying babes. You'll be done for the year--as soon as early February! That's at least a solid 10/10 and a half months of teasing babes and scaring animals--all guilt-free! So really, I'm doing you a service by prematurely ejaculating all over one of your favorite skirts. I don't mind. I have good hygeine and I haven't had a cavity in over 5 years. People tell me I can look Jewish/Arabian/Italian/Mexican, so I'm like a scrawny Vin Diesel without the money, fame, or talent.