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Learn About: fatochre
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Date of Birth: 42
Sexual Status: straight single man
Images: 1 Public
Latest Status: Is it really this easy? Hmmmm.
City: La Grange, Georgia
Bio: How do you describe yourself when your looking for online sex? Do you go the obvious but deadly lying route?, or do you go the not so obvious but just as deadly honest route? Oh what the hell ya'll lets just go for druken bluntness and see what that gets us. It sure seems funny when I am sauced anyway. About me, I am an average guy. I am a construction worker so I am in fairly good shape. (I guess it dosen't always figure that construction workers are in good shape huh, unless donuts are a good shape for guys, I'm not a donut though, I don't think I could describe a trail mix eaters body type though.) I suppose I should tell you all that I am married. Yes married. Now, please, save me the moralizing about being a philanderer, I know it is wrong, and I ain't trying to use anybody. If you think I am reprehensible, then tell me so, but please,,, lets keep it humerous, just a little. I am bald, but I shave it anyway so it don't really matter. I have dark blue eyes, and I have a beard. Lets see,, what else, Oh, I am hung like a horse. Does that do anything for anybody? I guess I will find out. Oh and by the way I am not, repeat am not fucking gay so don't waste your time with propositioning me if you are gay. I don't hate you, but I ain't fucking you either so forget it. I am easy going, and I try to giggle as much as I can. I am slender, but not emaciated. I guess I am good looking, hell I don't know. I have been called ruggedly handsome before, but all I want to know is, what do you think? I love to talk and carry on, and I gotta get some. I read alot, and can give massage for hours, I try to be honest, (except for this of course, who is perfect?)and most importantly, I am clean. I bathe and brush my teeth( teeth, not tooth) every single day without fail. I also wash my hands after I piss, even if I don't piss on them. so there. All right, talk to me.