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Date of Birth: 69
Sexual Status: straight single man
Images: 5 Public
Latest Status: Dirty old man has candy for nasty little girls
City: Wytheville, Virginia
Bio: 60yo, overweight, mostly bald, false teeth, glasses, hard of hearing, oversexed, always horney and don't need any blue pills, LOTS OF MONEY. Damned old truck driver. Leave home Sundays and get back Fridays. Don't leave any time for anything but the dreaded bachelor laundry, feeding my face, smoking like a fish and drinking like a chimney, and wondering why the hell you ain't down here cleaning my house and my clock! MOST IMPORTANT. YOU DON'T SHOW PICTURE, I DON'T ANSWER. NO IFS, ANDS OR BUTS.